
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
The Secret Gardener

Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Happy Spring!

Printemps - Marc Chagall
Yes, it's Spring in the Southern hemisphere.
All over Brisbane, dogs with short memories are being startled by bluetongue lizards, viruses are raising their tiny heads and soon, all kinds of large black and white birds will begin to swoop on human beings who will respond by drawing eyeballs on their hats in a vain attempt to deter them.
Make of it all what you will.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Ecological Crochet: No. 6 in an occasional series entitled 'Harmless Hobbies for Mad Old Bags'.

Photos © The IFF by Alyssa Gorelick.
Go there! Prepare to be amazed!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Crazy like a baboon
Tuesday, 28 October 2008 Will Dunham, Reuters
Men find women in red more sexually attractive, say US psychologists, confirming it really is the colour of romance.
Professor Andrew Elliot and Dr Daniela Niesta of the University of Rochester, New York report their findings in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.
Men rated a woman shown in photographs as more sexually attractive if she was wearing red clothing or if she was shown in an image framed by a red border rather than some other colour, says Elliot.
He says although this "red alert" may be a product of human society associating red with love for eons, it also may arise from more primitive biological roots.
Noting the genetic similarity of humans to higher primates, he says scientists have shown that certain male primates are especially attracted to females of their species displaying red.
For example, female baboons and chimpanzees show red colouring when nearing ovulation, sending a sexual signal that the males apparently find irresistible.
"It could be this very deep, biologically based automatic tendency to respond to red as an attraction cue given our evolutionary heritage," says Elliot.
The study involved more than 100 men, mostly college undergraduates, who were shown pictures of women and asked to rate how pretty they were, how much the men would like to kiss them and how much the men would like to have sex with them.
Men were shown a woman, with some of the pictures bordered in red and some bordered in white, grey or green.
Even though it was the same picture of the same woman, when she was framed in red the men rated her as more attractive than when she was bordered by another colour.
Men were then shown photographs of a woman that were identical except that the researchers digitally made her shirt red in some versions or blue in others. And once again, the men strongly favoured the woman in red.
The men also were asked, "Imagine that you are going on a date with this person and have $100 in your wallet. How much money would you be willing to spend on your date?" When she was clad in red, the men said they would spend more money on her.
The researchers noted that the colour red did not alter how men rated the women in the photographs in terms of likability, intelligence or kindness - only attractiveness.
The researchers then had a group of young women rate whether the pictured woman was pretty. Red had no impact on whether women rated other women as pretty, they found.
Gay men and colour-blind men were excluded from the study.
Source http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/?site=scienceWednesday, July 29, 2009
Looking, looking
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Shameless Self-Promotion
WHO WAS
FANNY the FLYING
HOUSEWIFE ?
*
A sample can be found in an earlier post about Josephine Baker, & here are another couple to tempt you ... but that's all, now you'll just have to borrow a copy from a Brisbane Library or request your own for the paltry sum of $AUD20 by posting a suitably grovelling message!
'Kiss me, My Fool'
Theda Bara, silent film actress, 1885 — 1955
she spoke not one word
in a dozen years on the screen
this all-new 1914 model
for a Hollywood tired
of sweet innocence
the original vamp
woman as bloodsucker
eyes like smudgepots
let her studio bosses
promote a Cincinnati girl
as a Middle Eastern Beauty
and hint that her name was
an anagram of 'arab death'
instead of short for
Theodosia (God's gift)
this clever girl
knew just what to reveal
and what to veil
always let the text
do the talking
Persistence of vision
Olive Cotton, Photographer, 1911 — 2003
no snapshot for the life
of a woman who never stopped
framing images in her mind's eye
in twenty years away from the darkroom
a tent her first chosen home
with laughing children playing
in a dry creek bed
deep in the backlit bush
a woman with suitcases
filled with negatives
watching for the moment
when the sky was just right
who never thought to see the day
she'd step out of the shadow
set galleries aglow
indirect light still eloquent under her hands
and focus deep enough
to illuminate a soul
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Spot the Dog
Spot the difference between these two shots.
That's right. The muzzled dog in the left-hand shot is revealed as .... just a mild-mannered hound.
Hooray for the Queensland Government (and don't expect to see that kind of sentiment too often in these posts).
Recognizing the true nature of these noble hounds, as from July 1, 2009, all Greyhound Adoption Programme greyhounds will be muzzle-free in their official green collars in The Sunshine State. No longer will the parents of small children or other nervous passers-by draw back in fear on seeing a muzzle as this gentle creature approaches happily anticipating pats.
As to the desirability of muzzling her owner - Aah! That's a different matter entirely.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
...and while we're on the subject : Hints on Sleeping with Animals
Now, here for your delectation and edification are two items which may prove useful.
First, the Good News:

New Yorker Cartoon Album - find more here)
Now for the Warnings:
I will address myself mostly to the rules for sleeping with two dogs. For the few who have already mastered this technique, I will later add a cat, although I urge beginners to leave the cat out.
To achieve any sort of success, certain arbitrary conditions must be assumed, the first one being that you must have a king-sized bed. There is no point in lying down in anything smaller. While the size of the breed of dog is not important (people who sleep with dogs know that before the night is over everybody collects into a pile), the condition of the dogs may be. Very thin dogs, for example, are lumpier.
I have selected the two-dog minimum because, as we shall see, it is the only way to stay in bed at all. The key word here is LEVERAGE.
All dogs spend the night pressed tightly against their human bedfellows, but no two dogs ever sleep on the same side. This is, in part, an expression of the "Let Sleeping Dogs Lie Principle". It is also to create leverage.
Because the human being is always in the middle, held tightly in place by the dogs and by his blanket (which the dogs are sleeping on top of), restlessness and recurring cramps are difficult to handle. Here is the tip: When you first lie down, AND BEFORE THE DOGS SETTLE AGAINST EACH SIDE OF YOU, spread your legs three inches apart. Stiffen and hold out NO MATTER HOW GREAT THE PRESSURE! When the time comes to turn over, bring the legs together quickly under the now slightly slackened blanket and revolve BEFORE THE DOGS WAKE UP.
As soon as you have assumed a new position, allow for those crucial three inches again; otherwise, you're a mummy for the rest of the night.
NEVER SPREAD THE LEGS MORE THAN THREE INCHES!
A dog's favorite place to sleep is in the hollow created by legs too widely spread, and once settled, he and you are frozen into position until morning. (There is a way out of this trap, but it is difficult to describe without slides). Dogs who prefer to sleep on their backs MUST BE GIVEN SPACE THREE TIMES THE HEIGHT OF THE DOG AT THE SHOULDER.
Dogs who like pillows may be accommodated if you sleep on your side with the legs scissored so that each dog has an ankle for a chin rest.
Above all, BEWARE OF CURLING! When the curl is reversed, both dogs are dislocated, resulting in low growls on both sides of you. When you are ready to add a cat, position is all important. All cats prefer to sleep in hollows, but NO CAT WILL SLEEP ON THE SAME SIDE AS A DOG. (Remember, you have only two sides). YOU MUST THEREFORE BECOME A TRIANGLE! Do this by assuming a horizontal diver's crouch, thereby creating not only three more-or less exclusive sides but two hollows as well. With one dog at your front, and the other against your back, the cat can curl into the hollow at the back of your bent knees, separated from both dogs. All will then sleep soundly.
This entire technique still needs a lot of refinement. A method that deals with early morning scratching needs to be developed, and the problem of pretending to sleep while being closely scrutinized by various animals needs to be solved."
... and keep those frugal suggestions coming in! (see previous post)
Thursday, June 4, 2009
The Common Shrew & Canny Savings
Inspired by some ideas spotted by my Assistant Shrew in a Melbourne, Oz, newspaper, this blog is publicly joining the fight for frugality.
Well, O.K., actually it was one idea, sent in by someone who would have won the $50 prize hands down if The C S had been judging.
Here's what she said:
'McWilliams Cream Sherry is $17 a flagon. One small nip an evening delays me having to put the central heating on by up to an hour.'
Carmel, I like your style, but just can't compete. However I do find that a warm dog placed in the bed half an hour before retiring removes the need to purchase electric blankets or hot-water bottles or use energy to heat a kettle full of water. One greyhound is ideal but more may be added if desired*. A cat may be substituted if no dogs are available.
* NB: Do not take this step lightly! Greyhounds are like tattoos. Once you've got one you want more ....
Monday, May 18, 2009
Microfleece Madonna Manifests at Dish-licker Day out

This captivating creature was captured on film by Murphy's Dad
as she worked the crowd at a recent greyhound adoption promotion.
You can see more hounds at Murphy's Law : greeting camels, patiently
being mauled by babies and living up to their reputation
as intelligent, peaceful and gentle dogs.
If all this gives you hound-envy and you want one of your own
to adore in a way that will probably make both of you
end up looking ridiculous, see the information-rich
Greyhound Adoption Programme of Queensland site,
or contact the greyhound adoption organisation where you live,
and give one of these gentle and affectionate dogs a good home.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Tatting: No. 4 in an occasional series entitled 'Harmless Hobbies for Mad Old Bags'.

The position of the little finger marks this pursuit as suitable for Ladies.
You don't have to be born in the USA for this one, but apparently it helps
as the source of the instruction sheet:-
http://www.morninggloryantiques.com/collectTatting.html
and this:-
http://www.victoriana.com/Embroidery/tatting.htm
(from which the following illustration is taken),
demonstrate ...

Y'all have a fine time now!
Monday, April 27, 2009
Mr Stick Gives a Girl That Smile

Mr Stick transcends the problems of time travel
and with his straight-up shtick makes this girl's bananas curl!
Want to embrace your inner stick? Just go to http://misterstick.blogspot.com/
Want to know more about Josephine Baker?
Just double click her name.
Meanwhile this'll put you in the picture ...
sixty-nine
Josephine Baker 3 June 1906 - 8 April 1975
'Hot damn' they said
'hot damn look at that old gal go'
and her knocking their socks off
like she did in the old days.
Didn't know what skirt meant
till she bared her buttocks
in that fruit loop getup.
Oh boy that banana dance!
And you remember - you must remember
that crazy guy - who was it now
shot himself right there
right there at her gold kid feet.
The punters, the nazis, the bosses, the bigots
didn't she lead them all a merry dance
right from St Louis Social Evil Hospital
- now ain't that the place to be born -
to La Salpetriere Paris, where the bad girls die
and just days before she'd had them sighing:
'that Nefertiti that clown that ebony orchid'
Man was she some 'uppity coloured girl'.
©Ynes Sanz
from 'Fanny the Flying Housewife' an unpublished collection of 40 poems
for mad and magnificent women
Friday, April 24, 2009
Eurythmics: No.3 in an occasional series entitled 'Harmless Hobbies for Mad Old Bags'

That this wondrously expressive hobby
exists at all is thanks to Monsieur Dalcroze
whose works and thoughts can be found at
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/21653/21653-h/21653-h.htm
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Don't Try This At Home
Yes, I too was a child in the 1950s. All my mother could afford was pointed sticks ...
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Herbert
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Yarnbombing: No. 1 in an occasional series entitled 'Harmless Hobbies for Mad Old Bags'

This Knitting-covered bus is from a story in the UK Telegraph newspaper at
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4305406/Knitters-turn-to-%20graffiti-artists-with-yarnbombing.html

While these knitted beanies on a Banksy are from a post at
http://www.oberholtzer-creative.com/visualculture/2009/01/yarn-bombing/
Friday, March 6, 2009
Women say 'knickers' to violence
Meanwhile, in the faraway city of Bangalore, India, women going about their business are being subjected to random but sustained violent attacks by fundamentalist Hindu males.Proudly claiming the description of 'A consortium of Pub-going, Loose and Forward Women' these women have caught the attention of the world for the chutzpah with which they are organising a campaign to defend themselves and 'say nyaaah to infringements on (their) constitutional rights' and 'nyaaah to any threats of violence'.
See more at http://thepinkchaddicampaign.blogspot.com/







